“Sami Parker’s forgetful stepdad was late to pick her up from girl scouts. She waited there for almost an hour pantiless in the hot blistering sun! She wasn’t too upset though, but her stepdad still felt like he had to make it up for her. Sami was more upset that she didn’t sell any cookies today, but stepdad had a few pointers for her. He insisted she hike her skirt up and loosen a few buttons on her top. It made her look a bit slutty, but it was sure to make her cookies sell. If all that didn’t work, she would have to put her hand on the man’s crotch.”